If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf,
two who were blind,
one mentally retarded,
and she had syphilis;
would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.
It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Associates with crooked politicians,
and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
He was kicked out of office twice,
sleeps until noon,
used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
He is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian,
drinks an occasional beer
and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
and by the way:
Answer to the abortion question — if you said yes,
you just killed Beethoven.